I thought I would take the time to write down some funny things that Leah is saying now, before I forget them all. She makes me laugh all the time.
"Mommy come look at my pee-pee!"
Leah - "Mommy, whats dat?
Me - "well Leah, it's Eli's penis"
Leah - " where my penis??"
Me - "You don't have one, because Eli is a boy,and you are a girl.
Leah - "daddy is a boy" She then proceeds to run to Tony, hit him in the crotch, and yell "that's your penis!" we might need to start teaching a little about modesty.
"It's a bird! Birds fly like dumbo!"
"Stop singing Mommy! I reading the bible!"
I briefly walked out of the room where Leah and Eli were playing. Eli started crying, and I heard Leah say:
" Is opay Eli.... Mommy come back soon. She right outside de door"
My personal favorite:
"No ma'am Buddy! That's my food. You eat mommy's boobies!" (she calls Eli buddy sometimes)